i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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