My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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