In the future we'll all be gay
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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