What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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