Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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