butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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