i would punch a child for taco bell
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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