Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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