I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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