Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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