I'm laying in your front yard are you home
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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