No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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