is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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