I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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