do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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