I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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