But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
