your thong is hanging out like whoa
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I checked into jail on foursquare
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
What happened to fro yo and sex?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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