you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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