dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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