3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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