Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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