jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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