don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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