I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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