You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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