I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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