After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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