Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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