real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He has the fingertips of a God
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