But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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