I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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