Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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