We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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