Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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