There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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