Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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