is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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