I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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