so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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