My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
40s are totally the cure
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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