this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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