One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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