Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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