Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize