My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.