Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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