My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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