loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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