and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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