he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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