I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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