My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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