Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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