Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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